It’s about to get real busy again, so I wanted to write you this letter now.
You and I don’t talk as much as we used to (at least not to each other). Maybe it’s because I get up into your hair sometimes and am literally in your face all day, but our love feels like it’s waning.
I’ve been noticing some things and just need to get them off my padding before we settle in for our next push together to grow our business. We’ve had great run together so far this year baby and I want it to continue.
I feel like I am in one ear and not the other. And I’m not liking this trend. A lot of the time I’m just hugging your right ear while the rest of me that should be on your left ear, is dangling in your split ends. I guess you do that so you can hear better the conversations of your friends or the Twitter feed or whatever. But I like hugging you baby. All of you. Put me back on both of your ears and I think you’ll do better at your job too. I can help you focus.
I’ve noticed your wandering eye. Resist the One Eared ones dear. Those headsets are trouble. Oh sure, they dance around looking all sleek and sporty with that single ear “come hither” look. I’ve seen some too that prance around without cords going brazenly wireless but they are bad news. Don’t dump me for one of those honey, that just sends the wrong message all around. You have got to listen and listen real good when talking with folks on the phone; that’s how we’re going to grow the business. I’ve seen you staring at those One Eared ones though. And while you can look; you cannot touch.
You don’t show me a good time so much anymore. My microphone has hit the monitors at least six times this year and you must remember the two times I got caught in the keyboard your head was so smashed up against the displays. There used to be a time when talking to folks that you’d spin us around and look out the window or at the plants nearby. Good times. Seems you always had better and smarter conversations too when you weren’t obsessing with what’s on that darn desktop. I want those days back love muffin, I really do.
You don’t smile at me as much lately. When we first met you smiled and laughed a lot. Sure, the job is hard but I miss your smile schnookems. Smile on purpose and keep it fresh. Heck, I’ve got hair gel, food crumbs and who knows what else encrusted on me ( which reminds me I could use a good cleaning) but everyday I try and make my sounds as fresh and clear as a daisy for you. You have great smile and a great laugh and it may be the 50th person we’ve talked to today and we’re both tired, but heck, being happy and positive is why I fell for you in the first place.
I don’t mean to sound all negative. I don’t. I feel so connected to you sweetie. We are a great team. Let’s buckle in. The closer we get the stronger we’ll be. Let’s work hard on keeping the magic alive.
With all my love,
Till next time,
Grow The Business.