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I am Joe’s Lead

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I am Joe’s Lead

I am Joe’s Lead.  That’s what they told me anyway.  Here I  sit, in his queue.  And It’s way boring man.  

All I can see is this big banner over my head that says “salesforce.com.”   That arrow thingy keeps swiping by me now and then,  but never quite lands on me.  It’s been 2 darn days.  Good times.

Waiting.  Waiting.  Waiting.

And I am dying fast.  Way faster than anyone realizes, particularly, Joe.   He doesn’t get it.  I’m a Small Business Lead you see.  I don’t wait for anyone.  I am crazy busy.  If I ain’t moving – I’m dying. 

I raised my my hand two whole days ago.  But I am dying so fast I don’t even remember now how I got here in this thing.  I am starting to lose my memory as to why I am here too.  When Joe finally clicks on me I’m probably going to flat out forget why the heck he is calling me.  I might even deny I wanted a call because frankly I don’t remember why, and dammit, I am busy. 

Joe has a bigger problem about me, Lead.  He doesn’t get me at all.   I’m not “his lead”  nor am I his “commission ammunition” or his  “meal ticket”.   That just ticks me off.  I am not something to burn thru, beg for, to be traded around or worse – to be ignored.  And don’t think I don’t hear Joe dissin’ me and my peeps when he occaissionaly says we are “weak” or a “joke” or “trash from corporate”.      If I could ( stupid glass!), I’d  reach out and slap Joe’s scowl and headset clear off his face when I hear that. 

Nope, Joe doesn’t get me.  I raised that hand somehow, some way 2 days ago.   It doesn’t matter how high I raised it – I raised it!  And I am not a Lead, I am a Need!  I’m a gap, an idea, a dream, a pain that won’t go away, a prayer to save my business, a chance to go big, a plea for some education because I just don’t understand, a fear of my competition, a hope for a few more sales per month or a chance to put a stop to all these customers leaving me. 

I am all of those things and more.  I am a Need, not a Lead.

Hope this clears things up a bit.

So Joe do me a favor will ya? Click on me man.  Do it fast before I forget how you could help me.  God knows I needed something.

 

Till next time,

Grow The Business.

Mark

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Written by Mark McCarthy

June 29, 2012 at 9:23 am

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